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Saturday, May 23, 2015

The Flash Season 1 Ep 23

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Wells presents Barry with a life changing choice. Dr. Martin Stein and Ronnie Raymond return to help The S.T.A.R. Labs Team with this final fight.

Editor’s Note: Nathan did not submit a review of Episode 22 of The Flash because he was in Pennsylvania last week, “having real fun instead of looking at things and then judging them”. But he’s back now, and he personally told me that Episode 22 of The Flash was “also good”.

Bananas. This show is fucking bananas. That’s really the only way I can describe it, without resorting to profanity and screaming. Just…AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! If there were not tears in your eyes during this season finale, you are a soulless creation of Dr. Frankenstein himself and I will hunt you down and destroy you. If you were not at the edge of your seat during the last fifteen minutes, you are a robot who’s only algorithm is one for profound sadness. And if at no point within the last several minutes did you begin to jump up and down while crying and soiling yourself, you are dead inside.

The Flash is the pinnacle of human creation. I’m going to start a petition on change.org to build a real life Flash Museum and dedicate it to this show. I expect to hit one million signatures within ten minutes. When God closes his eyes, all he sees are reruns of The Flash. The CW isn't allowed rights to Batman or Superman, and it has only made them stronger. There are so many references to the DC Universe that I hesitate to call them "easter eggs" at this point. Easter only comes once a year, but The Flash comes once a week for 23 episodes. Except now it's over for several months, and there is a gaping hole in my life that will never be filled (until Season 2 airs this fall).  

If you don’t watch this show, you hate fun. You probably buy ice cream and then throw it away without eating it.


Monday, May 11, 2015

Arrow Season 3, Ep 22

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Oliver/Al Sah-him finishes his training  and is left with two final tasks to become the next Ra’s al Ghul. Ra's threatens Nyssa and delivers some shocking news. Meanwhile, Malcolm makes a surprising offer to Team Arrow and Thea goes to see Roy.

First things first, some of this episode was good. It was awesome seeing Katana, The Atom, Black Canary, and other members of Team Arrow all suit up and murder League of Assassins members in broad daylight. Katana especially, I didn’t expect her to get a costume this season! And Brandon Routh’s Ray Palmer continues to be hilarious and awesome, even if it’s currently just an Iron Man knock off.

However, what the hell are the writers thinking? The episode ends on yet another shocking twist, but are we really supposed to buy it at this point? I mean, the midseason finale was Oliver getting stabbed and kicked off a cliff, and one episode later he was fine. There’s simply no tension in Nanda Parbat, any deaths can be easily undone thanks to the Lazarus pits. Furthermore, Ra’s al Ghul is a moron. He’s completely oblivious to pretty much everything happening around him, twirling his mustache as he arranges a marriage for his daughter.

If there is any justice left in the world, Diggle will reveal that his real name is John “Diggle” Stewart and that he took sculpting classes in college. ARGUS then gives him a Green Lantern ring, setting up the next season to be Green Lantern/Green Arrow. “My sister, Speedy, is a junkie!” I need this.


Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Flash Season 1 Ep 21

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In this week of the Eisner award winning television series [citation needed], Eobard Thawne lets Gorilla Grodd loose in the sewers, free to mind control the citizens of Central City for bananas and Empire State Buildings. Meanwhile, Professor Zoom himself has his ancestor in captivity as he does science and talks to himself. 

At one point in this episode of The Flash, Clancy Brown looked right at the camera and said “I am Grodd". Mark this down in the history books: for the first time since Benjamin Franklin invented the projector, a network television series contains more raw hype and excitement than all of the comic book movies combined.

Considering a CG gorilla represents 90 percent of an average television budget, The Flash did an excellent job bringing the telepathic gorilla to life. He isn’t actually shown for most of the episode, but the payoff is more than worth it. Barry tries his old schtick of “punching my enemy at a supersonic speed”, and the resulting visual sequence is one of the most engaging fight scenes in live-action comic book history.

Iris continues to attempt to bring the show down around her with drama and bad acting, but luckily that hatchet was buried this week. The Flash is here to stay, and I fully expect Gorilla City by Season 3.

Clancy Brown is reunited with The Flash once again, and it feels so good. 


Monday, May 4, 2015

Arrow Season 3, Ep 21

Posted by Geek-o-Rama Admin on 2:00 PM

In this week’s episode of Arrow, Oliver has finally taken up Ra’s Al Ghul’s offer to replace him as the head of the League of Assassins. Oliver undergoes a transformation, coming out the other side as Al-Sah-Him, heir to the demon. The Ollie we knew and loved is gone, replaced with a ruthless killer. And when Nyssa decides to go against the League with the help of Laurel, Felicity, and Diggle, Al-Sah-Him is who they are up against…

I feel like I already heard this one, probably because I did. This whole season has just been Batman Begins, but longer. Billionaire playboy at his wits end enrolls in the League of Assassins, is forced to kill, disagrees with Ra’s Al Ghul, and you can probably guess the rest. Something about destroying a city, only this time it’s Starling instead of Gotham.

Is this really what they should be doing with the Green Arrow character? I wanna see him grow a cool beard and make jokes about boxing glove arrows, not be Green Batman. I’m tired of Batman. If you changed Oliver’s name to Bruce this show would actually make more sense.

Stephen Amell does make a convincing Al-Sah-Him, the man has grown tremendously as an actor since the first season. Matt Nable’s Ra’s Al Ghul is pretty awesome as well, bringing some degree of belief to the 600 year old warlord. David Ramsey’s Diggle is still the highlight of the show, however.

There’s only 2 episodes left in this season. I really hope they’re going to bring Ollie back to Starling City, give him his green hood again, and let him be the Green Arrow in season 4. Not the Arrow, the Green Arrow.



Saturday, May 2, 2015

The Flash Season 1 Ep 20

Posted by Geek-o-Rama Admin on 2:00 PM


In this week's episode of The Flash, Barry and his mystery team continue to investigate Dr. Harrison Wells, ending up in his “time vault”. There’s a newspaper in there, headline “FLASH MISSING - VANISHES IN CRISIS”. After getting some information from the future (Flash is a founding member of *REDACTED*, Iris West-Allen, new suit with white logo, etc.) The Flash and his amazing friends hatch a plot to catch Dr. Wells, or “Eobard Thawne” as he prefers to be called.

I repeat, EOBARD FREAKING THAWNE is in this show. The Reverse Flash. Professor Zoom. Marooned Flash fanatic from the 25th century who hates The Flash with every fiber of his being. Eobard Thawne has always been one of my favorite villains, and Tom Cavanagh continues to kill it with his portrayal of the good professor. In my wildest fantasies, I never imagined that Professor Zoom would be a villain on a network TV series. But he is, and they are not taking any shortcuts with the bloodthirsty, near omniscient time-traveler.

To quote Eddie Thawne (distant relative of Eobard), “This all just keeps getting crazier and crazier.” This is a network television series IN ITS FIRST SEASON, adapting the greatest Flash stories and moments. When watching this, remember that this is the same network that aired “Smallville” in 2001. They’ve gone from “no tights, no flights” to the Flash spinning his arms around at super-sonic speeds to put out a fire.

Also, the newspaper from 2024 confirms that Stephen Amell’s Arrow will eventually be called GREEN ARROW, and that at some point in this universe Hawkgirl will show up. And I’m pretty sure that Cisco will be christened “Vibe” by the second season.

None of that really matters though, because ZOOOOOOOOOMMM!! PROFESSOR ZOOM IS IN THE HOUSE!!!






Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Transmetropolitan

Posted by Geek-o-Rama Admin on 11:00 AM

Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

Spider Jerusalem is crass, offensive, and needlessly vulgar. He’ll shoot the President of the United States with a Bowel Disruptor, laughing as he sets the gun to “prolapse”. He’ll stare directly into the face of trans-humanism and tell it that it sucks. While you can easily argue with his methods, you can’t argue with his results. Fame and money mean nothing to Spider, the wealth of the world only serves to anger him. Spider seeks the Truth.

A futuristic Hunter S. Thompson, Spider wades through a city stuffed to the brim with the worst things that writer Warren Ellis can think of in search of one thing: the American Dream. He cuts through the bullshit like a knife, writing about what’s really going on in this futuristic America. With nothing more than a phone call, Spider will convince the host of a television show to commit suicide (due to her lack of finesse in New Zealand cuisine). Simply covering a riot results in the police beating him half to death.

Though started in 1997, Transmetropolitan is more relevant now than ever. An election’s coming up, and both sides are scrambling the airwaves with whatever will get them votes. Friendships are being torn apart thanks to “us vs. them”. Your parents may vote red, and you may vote blue.

All we really have is each other. Wade past the 24 hour news cycle, discover the bones of what you believe. And most importantly, love thy neighbor.

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”
- Hunter S. Thompson




Monday, March 23, 2015

Defending the Batgirl Cover

Posted by Geek-o-Rama Admin on 11:00 AM


As of the time this is published, indeed as of the time that I write this, I already know it's too late. The artist of the cover to Batgirl #41, under pressure from a mob of neo-Puritanical zealots, has requested that DC not use his artwork for Batgirl #41. I no longer have a dog in this fight, but I refuse to give up completely.

To Mr. Rafael Albuquerque: your cover was fantastic. It upset some people, and that's okay. It was supposed to. It was art, and art is often upsetting. And pleasing. And evocative, scary, titillating. And inspiring. And when it comes to Batgirl, it was inspiring.

Not because, as some complete numpties have suggested, because I as the reader was supposed to identify with the Joker and feel a sense of power over Batgirl. That's, pardon me, fucking ridiculous. How the hell do you seriously suggest that someone identifies with Joker? There's not just something wrong with Joker, there's very nearly nothing right with Joker. Another few mis-wired neurons, and the man would probably not be able to sit up straight or feed himself. Anyone who thinks that the audience is supposed to identify with Joker has something seriously wrong with themselves. And I welcome any accusations of ableism that statement brings.

No, Mr. Rafael Albuquerque, it inspired me because I knew by the end of the story, Barbara would overcome the fear shown in her eyes, and being the character I identify with in the book (that's right, neo-Puritanical zealots, a cis-het-white-dude can identify with a formerly disabled woman) that inspires me. I've had some really dark, really low points in my life, and it was around then that I picked up Birds of Prey for the first time. I'd had no idea what had happened to Barbara Gordon since the tragic events of The Killing Joke, but what I saw was amazing, and I fell in love with the character ever since. A lesser person would have allowed themselves to be relegated to the background, but not Barbara Gordon. She became even more indispensable to the DCU than ever. Seeing her on that cover, I knew she'd overcome her greatest fear: Joker and a gun. Because that's what Barbara Fucking Gordon does.

It's a human character that has one great, paralyzing fear. No pun intended.

I am shamed that you may have received threats and harassment over your commissioned artwork by the comics fans (the official word is you didn't, but I was watching the hashtag. I know what I saw), but I also feel that you're apologizing to the wrong people. I really don't believe it's the actual fans of Batgirl that are giving you grief over this. You had nothing to apologize for.

To Cameron Stewart: You didn't so much throw Rafael under the bus as you drove said bus yourself. And then backed up over him.And then drove for 17 blocks with him stuck to the undercarriage of the bus. Nice job.

Which leads me to DC: You've capitulated to the formless cacophony of people that not only weren't going to buy your product in the first place, but would likely have found something “problematic” with whatever you put out, even if it were a relaunch of Archie Comics where Betty and Veronica realize they don't need Archie, form a relationship with each other, then set out to smash the Patriarchal culture that Jughead reinforces.

I had empathy for you, though, up until now. It hasn't been easy, I know, watching Marvel drag itself out of the financial collapse, dust itself off, and become an entertainment powerhouse whilst simultaneously playing a long game at easing into diversity in a natural way. And you were catching up. It wasn't as fluid or as smooth as Marvel's changes, but it was there. When they stumbled with Thora (a blatantly unlikeable character that's only been positively received among those whose ideology is being blatantly pandered to). But following up Gail Simone's powerhouse writing with cheap-webcomic art and a writer that openly referred to the title as “sjw”? I'm not sorry anymore that it's resulted in accusations of transphobia and reinforcing rape culture.

By editorial mandate, you have undone years of hard work on a character that is very personal to me, and that's a bed I'm content to let you lie in. I was prepared to sit out Cameron Stewart's run and check back in when a new creative team took the lead, but since buckling to #changethecover, I no longer have faith in the creative direction that could possibly be taken. Any risk in storytelling will, going forward, be measured against the possible social media backlash by people that feel no connection to the character or her stories and wouldn't have purchased the final product anyway.

DC, my trust is broken. I'll go back and read through Birds of Prey again. I'll read Gail Simone's run on Batgirl again. I'll go back and read Batgirl: Year One, and even the Cassie Cain and Stephanie Brown stories where Barbara is mentoring them. I'll even go rewatch that painful Birds of Prey TV series for Dina Meyer's excellent Babs, but I'm scared to come back to you now, as it's clear you're not writing for the fans. I'll leave you to your drunk party girl Batgirl and smiley selfie covers. I hear there's a great writer doing some good stuff over at Dynamite with Red Sonja in the meantime.

As for the rest of you: In response to "just how wrong Barbara's tears are", compare that cover to this video. This is probably the most messed up thing I've seen in Batcanon. (Spoilers for Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker)



Thursday, February 12, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #15-11

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Sunday, February 8, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #35-31

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #40-36

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Friday, February 6, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #45-41

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Saturday, January 31, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #70-66

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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Top 100 Comics of 2014 - #80-76

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