Editor’s Note: Nathan did not submit a review of Episode 22 of The Flash because he was in Pennsylvania last week, “having real fun instead of looking at things and then judging them”. But he’s back now, and he personally told me that Episode 22 of The Flash was “also good”.
Bananas. This show is fucking bananas. That’s really the only way I can describe it, without resorting to profanity and screaming. Just…AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! If there were not tears in your eyes during this season finale, you are a soulless creation of Dr. Frankenstein himself and I will hunt you down and destroy you. If you were not at the edge of your seat during the last fifteen minutes, you are a robot who’s only algorithm is one for profound sadness. And if at no point within the last several minutes did you begin to jump up and down while crying and soiling yourself, you are dead inside.
The Flash is the pinnacle of human creation. I’m going to start a petition on change.org to build a real life Flash Museum and dedicate it to this show. I expect to hit one million signatures within ten minutes. When God closes his eyes, all he sees are reruns of The Flash. The CW isn't allowed rights to Batman or Superman, and it has only made them stronger. There are so many references to the DC Universe that I hesitate to call them "easter eggs" at this point. Easter only comes once a year, but The Flash comes once a week for 23 episodes. Except now it's over for several months, and there is a gaping hole in my life that will never be filled (until Season 2 airs this fall).
If you don’t watch this show, you hate fun. You probably buy ice cream and then throw it away without eating it.
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